A Pirates Tale

In the reality that I live in, I am a glorious pirate king. Once you’ve met me there will be no way for you to deny this truth, I’m a motherfucking glorious pirate king. I live in Colorado, nowhere near the ocean and I’ve never owned a boat but this takes nothing away from my […]

Burning Calories

What’s the most fun way to exercise? What’s the funnest way to exercise? Well that’s an easy one, sex. Sex is by far the funnest way to exercise, nothing else comes even close. Lifting weighs is a good way to build muscles, but it’s not a whole lot of fun. Jogging is one of the […]

Seasons

I live in the mountains of Colorado and have for pretty much my entire life. Colorado, at least up in the mountains where I live does not have four seasons like most places do. Instead we have about 8 months of winter, to go with about 3 months of summer. The last month is split […]

Anarchy

How would you improve your community? There are a hundred different things that we could do to improve our community, shit there’s probably thousands. It’s my opinion that our society is straight up fucked and because of that our communities are fucked up as well. It used to be that a community was basically a […]

Know when to hold them

I like to consider myself a connoisseur of addictions. It sounds so much better then junkie. I’ve never met a drug yet that I’ve turned down. Wait, except spice. I turned spice down flat. Fuck all that shit. Fishing in front of the pigs and shit. Not even knowing what a fucking retard you are […]

Nobody ever said they wanted to be a junkie when they grew up

Living in active addiction is fucking insane. This lifestyle is not for the weak or timid, if you don’t have strength it will eat you up and spit you out. Shit that might happen regardless. I started getting high at the age of 8. Eight years old and I’m smoking weed that I’d steal from […]

Hard knock life

Who was your most influential teacher? Why? My most influential teacher has been life, reason being? Nothing hammers a lesson in like getting your ass kicked by it. I never had any real influential teachers going up. Teachers wanted very little to do with me after they realized that they weren’t going to be able […]

Ink Therapy

What tattoo do you want and where would you put it? I have a couple of tattoos that I’m trying to get. I’ve got one on my stomach, like on the pant line that I just got started by the homie but I was a little faded and fell out before I could get it […]

Are you mobile?

The answer to that question unfortunately has been no lately. The cops seized my whip when I caught my case and after impounding it they put a police hold on it, claiming that it was evidence. My people tried to get it out while I was still locked up and the tow company told them […]

April 23rd, 2023

April 23rd. That’s Brooklyn’s birthday. She’s going to be 18 years old. That’s fucking crazy, I have an almost 18 year old child. It fucks me up that I lost all that time, that I missed so much. I wasn’t there for her first day of school, I didn’t ever help her with her homework. […]