Grown

I’m not sure if this whole adult thing is going to work out for me. It seems way to tedious and boring for a guy like me. What the fuck do I need with a 401k? I’ll never be able to spend it cause I’ll be dead. No way I’m making it that long. Be […]

You can’t come where I’m going.

Some people just ain’t cut out for this shit. Actually most people aren’t cut out for it. And the fact that we’ve made it as far as we have with all the bullshit life has heaped in our path is down right amazing. This is a cold ass world that we’ve built with people more […]

For the bootlickers out there

So it’s no secret that I’m no fan of the police, in fact it’s fair to say that I pretty much hate those motherfuckers and everything that they’ve been built for. Now before I get all the dumb ass comments about how if I ever need the police I will be singing a different tune, […]

But it ain’t snowing

It’s insanely hot on the west coast pretty much for the next week straight, with temperatures as high as 112° expected and an average of something ridiculous like 105°. Today it was 108° and it’s still 94° at 8:30 pm. I’m from the mountains of Colorado where 94° is considered a heatwave, so this shit […]

You’ve been warned

I am toxic as fuck. You should probably stay away from me because believe it or not, I’m dangerous as fuck. Chances are, I will change your life. Probably not for the better. I have a tendency to implode and so it’s only fair that I warn you. I don’t have anything that you need, […]

Music to soothe your soul.

I’m a punk rocker first and foremost. I will always love no talent, loud, fast, noises. With it’s angst filled, angry, fuck the system, mentality, how could I not like punk rock? But ever since I caught that head injury, EDM is where it’s at. Drum and bass, trapstep, dubstep, and pretty much everything after […]